Some random Google searches, always humorous...
When life kicks you in the ass, make sure it kicks you forward
When life kicks you in the ass, turn around and kick it back. Then take it by the scruff of the neck and teach it not to kick you again
When life kicks you in the ass and gives you a handful of snails and industrial waste, make a traditional french meal.
When life kicks you in the ass it will leave a much smaller dent then it did would have before. [ed. Huh?]
When life kicks you in the ass, and you bite you lip and keep moving through the rains of fire.
When life kicks you in the ass, redirect your emotions and open your mind fully to the situation.
When life kicks you in the ass, ride a horse next time.
Yeah, it's been a week... it's been hard this past week. Rock on, universe, ... let my μοῖρας take me forward.
